Dog Haikus

In the wee hours of the morning I found myself writing unfortunate dog themed haikus. They're unfortunate because, though they are based on my dog Cooper, they are not terribly flattering. He is quite a flatulent companion. 

Anyway, enjoy some dog haikus!

look over to see
dog dreams, however I spy
shiny balls instead
gruffly snoring dog
becomes less adorable
upon smelling farts
a secret delight
masticating dried offal
disgusts my human
so efficiently
my body converts meaty
goodness into farts
groggily trotting
quest for water at midnight
time to chew this thing